and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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