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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

(734): View more from Michigan

I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(480): View more from Arizona

There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone

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(817): View more from Texas

The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong

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(503): View more from Oregon

She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes

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