So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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