whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
it was like eating out sand paper
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just gargled with NyQuil
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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