hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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