Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
