I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
