I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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