party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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