I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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