What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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