It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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