shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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