I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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