So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Boobs are out for the taking
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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