I want to walk on stilts...naked
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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