I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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