I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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