dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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