I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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