i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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