why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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