$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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