Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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