I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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