The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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