ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
