My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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