So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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