She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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