3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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