is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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