Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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