so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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