my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
only if we run a train.
done.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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