If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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