Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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