ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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