I just cut my nipple shaving
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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