it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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