when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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