are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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