Pappa wants mamma naked
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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