I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm sobbing to NWA
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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