Non-Jews are for practice
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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