I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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