Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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