if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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