I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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