Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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