Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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