our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
