I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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