if i can run in heels then i can drive
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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