would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You may now shotgun with the bride
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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