so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My ass is underappreciated
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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