Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize